The title of this post is one of the best euphemisms for masturbation that I have ever seen. I knew this would have to be a quickie because I left my computer at school by accident, so I'm typing this post on my iPhone. By the way, iPhones are great for porn, LOL. You can lay in bed, watch a video while holding the iPhone in one hand, and using the other to "argue with Henry Longfellow." I hope that all of my readers have enjoyed my week-long series of posts about masturbation.
So considering the title of this post: What is your favorite euphemism for masturbation?