Friday, October 25, 2013

Arguing with Henry Longfellow


The title of this post is one of the best euphemisms for masturbation that I have ever seen.  I knew this would have to be a quickie because I left my computer at school by accident, so I'm typing this post on my iPhone.  By the way, iPhones are great for porn, LOL.  You can lay in bed, watch a video while holding the iPhone in one hand, and using the other to "argue with Henry Longfellow."  I hope that all of my readers have enjoyed my week-long series of posts about masturbation.

So considering the title of this post:  What is your favorite euphemism for masturbation?

6 comments:

rjjs8878 said...

Spanking the monkey

RB said...

Never heard that one before...maybe this sounds better to intellectuals than "wanking"

brotherdoc said...

Never heard "arguing with Henry Longfellow" but it's a good one. There's a fabulous collection, perhaps a thousand, euphemisms for masturbation at:
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/euphemisms.htm

silvereagle said...

Jacking, wanking, beating the meat....

tonyitalian1951 said...

Self meditation, sex with yourself. Sex wwithout consequences, The list can go on and on and on.

Pier Roberto Giannelli said...

Hope you got your Wadsworth.