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Friday, October 25, 2013

Arguing with Henry Longfellow


The title of this post is one of the best euphemisms for masturbation that I have ever seen.  I knew this would have to be a quickie because I left my computer at school by accident, so I'm typing this post on my iPhone.  By the way, iPhones are great for porn, LOL.  You can lay in bed, watch a video while holding the iPhone in one hand, and using the other to "argue with Henry Longfellow."  I hope that all of my readers have enjoyed my week-long series of posts about masturbation.

So considering the title of this post:  What is your favorite euphemism for masturbation?

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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 25, 2013 at 10:59 AM

    Spanking the monkey

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  2. RBOctober 25, 2013 at 9:08 PM

    Never heard that one before...maybe this sounds better to intellectuals than "wanking"

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  3. brotherdocOctober 25, 2013 at 9:26 PM

    Never heard "arguing with Henry Longfellow" but it's a good one. There's a fabulous collection, perhaps a thousand, euphemisms for masturbation at:
    http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/euphemisms.htm

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  4. silvereagleOctober 26, 2013 at 8:56 AM

    Jacking, wanking, beating the meat....

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  5. tonyitalian1951October 27, 2013 at 6:03 PM

    Self meditation, sex with yourself. Sex wwithout consequences, The list can go on and on and on.

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  6. Pier Roberto GiannelliOctober 30, 2013 at 11:53 PM

    Hope you got your Wadsworth.

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