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Friday, February 21, 2014

Friday Funny: The Flight Attendant


I saw this on VJBrendan.com last night and wanted to share it with you guys.  It made me laugh out loud, and I hope it will do the same for you.
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant (aren't most male flight attendants gay?), who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.  As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." 
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.  "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." 
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am a Princess, and I take orders from no one." 
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.  Tray-up, Bitch!"
 I will admit that there are some bad gay stereotypes in this joke, but if we can't make fun of ourselves, then how can we make fun of others.  I hope you all have a wonderful day, and a great weekend.
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8 comments:

  1. silvereagleFebruary 21, 2014 at 9:28 AM

    I will look for him on my next flight!!!

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  2. JiELFebruary 21, 2014 at 10:44 AM

    You made me laugh and put sun in my rainy day...

    Take care and have a nice weekend.

    (((( HUGS ))))

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  3. SusanFebruary 21, 2014 at 10:55 AM

    I did laugh out loud, and thanks for that! :)

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  4. BobFebruary 21, 2014 at 11:12 AM

    If you can't laugh at yourself ... I liked it.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2014 at 4:21 PM

    I liked it! My first flight to London had an obviously gay, older flight attendant, and he was a lot of fun to have on board, not to mention our vibes jibed and he kept me well refreshed with wine for the overnight trip!

    Peace <3
    Jay

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  6. mikeFebruary 21, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    i guess next time i travel, i make sure that i follow what the flight attendant say. :)

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2014 at 7:55 PM

    Hilarious. MMC

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  8. JustinO'SheaFebruary 22, 2014 at 9:58 PM

    There are times when I'd love to reply with something like this. . .
    but I am too slow and only think of such clever stuff when it is too late.
    I need more practice! ho ho ho

    Thanks for the goodies!
    justin

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