I don't understand
You love it when I do that--
Wait, no. That's Stephen.
Remember when I
Said I disliked oral sex?
I meant just with you.
My seventh birthday;
I weep at Barbie's Dream House.
How could you not know?
The salmon's divine,
But I'm afraid we can't stay--
I screwed our waiter.
He's gorgeous, witty
And stimulating. Please, God,
Let him be a top.
EDIT: These are all from "Gay Haiku" by Joel Derfner.
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Excellent all. Thanks so much for sharing.
ReplyDeleteNot sure about this being a real «Haiku»?
ReplyDeleteMy dearest French friend, Franck, is a big fan of «Haikus» and as he told me, a Haiku is a VERY short poem, not more than 4 lines, to express the best essence of a sentiment or impression.
The poem here seems a bit to long to be named a «Haiku».
Hi,
ReplyDeleteIn response, these are Haikus. By definition a haiku is composed of 17 syllables set in 3 lines with a syllable spread of 5-7-5. By my count, all 5 haikus shown conform to that definition.