At least that sums up my life in academia right now. However, I do ask that you guys pray for me (or send good vibes my way), because I've applied to several jobs teaching college for next fall in Iowa, Virginia, and South Carolina. Hopefully, I'll get a few more submitted. So far I haven't heard from any of the jobs I've applied for this year, but I'm still hoping. I'm not sure my sanity (what very little is left of it) can survive another year of teaching high school.
By the way, just for some eye candy, if you have not seen this hot math professor from England, then it's time that you did. He happens to be a model, as well as holds a PhD in mechanical engineering. Here's one of his modeling pictures.