I was playing on tumblr last night and came across a pretty funny pick up line:
Do you have pet insurance? (When they answer no) Too bad because your pussy is getting smashed tonight.
Here's another one: you pick up a sugar packet and hand it to a guy and say, "You lost your name tag."
One more: Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.
So do you know any funny pick up lines? Have you ever used a pick up line and what was it? Have you had someone use a pick up line on you? Are pick up lines ever successful?