Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Semen: The Natural Antidepressant

It seems like our little swimmers help elevate our moods.  A new study has found that semen is good for your mental and physical health.  Whether it enters the body orally or via unprotected sex, the “mood altering chemicals” contained within seminal fluid reduce depression, increase affection, and help you sleep.

The State University of New York study found that women who regularly have unprotected sex are less depressed. Medical Daily points out semen contains mood-elevating estrone and oxytocin, cortisol, melatonin, anti-depressant prolactin, thyrotropin releasing hormone and serotonin.

The study surveyed the sex lives and mental health of 293 women from the SUNY-Albany campus.  Researchers also asked respondents to complete the Beck Depression Inventory, which is commonly used to measure mood disorders.  The results revealed that sexually active women who “never” used condoms showed significantly fewer depressive symptoms than those who “always” or “usually” used condoms.

The findings, which were published in the Archives of Sexual Behaviour journal, also found women who described themselves as “promiscuous” yet used condoms were as depressed as women who practice abstinence

The team says this suggests it is semen, not just sex, that makes women happy.  It comes in the same month Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, proposed semen also helps women suffering from morning sickness.  Gallup theorized that pregnant women often feel nauseous because their bodies are rejecting the semen’s genetic material as alien.  It thus follows that ingesting the same sperm would allow the body to build up a tolerance, The New York Daily News reported. 

Considering that this test was only done using female subjects, I think there should be a study using gay men.  Let's pass out the pineapple juice guys and get started.  I think I'd much rather lift my mood this way than taking Prozac.  It certainly sounds like a lot more fun, and tasty (just don't forget the pineapple juice).


Jay M. said...

Oh yeah, baby! Count me in!

Peace <3

Griffin said...

Pineapple juice? Please explain that.

Sorry I'm so naive.

Joe said...

Food affects the taste of semen. Red meat can give it a gamey quality, but pineapple juice is supposed to improve and sweeten the taste.

Amanda said...

Love it! I agree Joe that they should expand their study to all groups. :)

Anonymous said...

I think an interesting scientific study awaits! :)

Anonymous said...

I'm in! Happy to be on the supply or demand side of the seman. I'm happier just reading about this study lol.

Dima said...

There is nothing new about this study. I read the same information at least 12 years ago. Unfortunately for me, I only have protected sex.