I saw this at Pier 1 Imports the other day while doing some Christmas shopping and just stood mesmerized. Not only because it was made of feathers, but it had a sign under it that said it was $4. I looked again and realized that the sign was for another merchandise, but for a second, I actually considered buying it. Then I thought, “How gay can you be? It’s like a feather boa and a Christmas tree all in one.” The only thing gayer, may just be the trees below (no offense to anyone who has either of these items, because we all know there is nothing wrong with being gay).
Something a little more traditional: The White House Christmas Tree.