I saw this on Mac's blog Yummy of the Day. It was the Funny of the Day the other day, and some of you may have seen it, but it was just too good not to repost. It's the end of June and about to be July and everyone here in Alabama is sweating like a whore in church. It's hotter than two rabbits screwin' in a wool sack. In fact, it's so hot, the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs, and it's gonna stay hotter n' hell's basement on the day of reckoning until at least late October.
And one more southernisms for y'all, since I'm going to have a pretty busy day today (running errands with my granny), I will be busier than a cat buryin' shit on a marble floor.