The title of this post is one of the best euphemisms for masturbation that I have ever seen. I knew this would have to be a quickie because I left my computer at school by accident, so I'm typing this post on my iPhone. By the way, iPhones are great for porn, LOL. You can lay in bed, watch a video while holding the iPhone in one hand, and using the other to "argue with Henry Longfellow." I hope that all of my readers have enjoyed my week-long series of posts about masturbation.
So considering the title of this post: What is your favorite euphemism for masturbation?
6 comments:
Spanking the monkey
Never heard that one before...maybe this sounds better to intellectuals than "wanking"
Never heard "arguing with Henry Longfellow" but it's a good one. There's a fabulous collection, perhaps a thousand, euphemisms for masturbation at:
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/euphemisms.htm
Jacking, wanking, beating the meat....
Self meditation, sex with yourself. Sex wwithout consequences, The list can go on and on and on.
Hope you got your Wadsworth.
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