|Not me, but I feel the way he looks.|
I had a Christmas party to attend last night. Lots of hot rednecks (I live in a rural area remember), but sadly, all are straight. When you live in a rural area, there are always going to be rednecks at a party. It was a lot of fun, but too much beer, so I feel like crap today. There is this one guy who is always at these kinds of things, and he is so freaking hot, it is amazing. His jeans were so tight, that he had to have been poured into them. Oh, to see that ass naked, LOL, but at as tight as those jeans were, there was not much left to the imagination.