Thursday, January 27, 2022

The Cat and Creation

On the first day of creation, God created the cat.

On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

On the third, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labour for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop the litterbox.

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If the guy above looks familiar to you, then you might be a fan of RuPaul’s Drag Race (RPDR). Bryce Eilenberg is a member of the Pit Crew, a group of male models who appear in various segments of RPDR. Bryce is a sexy redhead who loves cats, and he’s a straight ally (not gay as I originally posted). What’s not to like?


Anonymous said...

Although I share your enthusiasm for Bryce E., and love his too-brief,
undie-clad appearances on Drag Race, I have to correct you.

Eilenberg is, indeed, straight.

He is also an aerospace engineer!

Joe said...

Oops, I fixed it, anonymous. I knew he was an aerospace engineer, but I really thought he was gay. Oh well, he's still one ally I enjoy lusting over.

JiEL said...

OMG! That cat text is so hilarious but almost real. LOL|!

As many say that dogs have masters and cats have servants.

Jim said...

Funny, because it's true. I hope you are staying warm. It looks like we are going to get some more snow dumped on us soon (Saturday for me in Maine).